{"product_id":"merry-f-ck-this-sh-t-christmas-card","title":"Merry F-ck This Sh-t Christmas Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eMerry F-ck This Sh-t Card: Sarcastic Adult Holiday Stationery\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRemember when the holiday rush, endless obligations, and family chaos become entirely too overwhelming? Just take a deep breath and yell, \"F--k this sh--t!\" Delivering the ultimate antidote to seasonal stress, the \u003cstrong\u003eMerry F-ck This Sh-t Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs classic holiday elegance with raw, unfiltered honesty. Framed by an ornate vintage wreath of lush evergreen boughs, golden stars, and red holly berries, this brilliant design proudly showcases the festive proclamation: \"MERRY F--K THIS SH--T.\" It is the perfect laugh for overworked coworkers, exhausted friends, and anyone suffering from festive burnout who prefers unapologetic sarcasm over predictable cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSkip boring, mass-produced drugstore lameness in favor of a brutally honest seasonal card guaranteed to earn prime real estate on the mantel. Sized at standard \u003cstrong\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/strong\u003e, each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich color depth, vintage texture, and a crisp, durable feel. The interior is left completely blank so you can personalize your holiday vent sessions, inside jokes, or sarcastic season's greetings, and every card comes complete with a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Adult Christmas Card \u0026amp; Sarcastic Holiday Stationery Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\" x 7\" folded\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStock:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight luster cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for personalized handwritten messages\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Matching mailing envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic Christmas greetings, coworker holiday roasts, White Elephant exchanges, adult humor gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48067146023083,"sku":"MERRYFUCKTHISSHITCARD081425","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/hotspotliquidators.com\/products\/merry-f-ck-this-sh-t-christmas-card","provider":"Hot Spot Liquidators","version":"1.0","type":"link"}