Hydrate Before You Diedrate 💧 Motel Style Keychain

Stay hydrated in style with the Hydrate Before You Diedrate motel style keychain. This 3.75" x 1.75" keychain features a plastic and metal design, complete with a split ring for easy attachment. Makes a thoughtful gift for the activist or socialist in your life, or anyone who needs a reminder to drink more water.

You know what you need? WATER. Literally just drink some water and all your problems will be gone. Or at least wetter. Or you'll be less irritated about them. Your kidneys will thank you. HYDRATE BEFORE YOU DIEDRATE.

Details:

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH in small type on the back
• Themes: socialism, eat the rich

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