{"product_id":"first-of-all-im-a-delight-can-cooler","title":"First of All I'm a Delight Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFirst of All I'm a Delight Can Cooler: Funny Opossum Drink Insulator\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe First of All I'm a Delight Can Cooler is a collapsible beverage sleeve designed to keep your favorite 12-ounce cans and bottles ice-cold while serving as a mandatory visual disclaimer. Printed with bold graphics on both sides, it features an unhinged, hissing marsupial perched between ornate banners proclaiming, \"First Of All, I'm A Delight.\" If your baseline demeanor includes snapping under minor stress, dodging polite small talk, and snarling at uninvited interruptions, this drink jacket establishes proper boundaries before anyone tries to speak. It reminds the room that beneath your prickly, feral exterior lies someone who is, theoretically, an absolute treasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt with an insulating neoprene interior featuring a synthetic rubber layer and a smooth knit outer fabric lining, it traps chilly temperatures while blocking slippery condensation sweat from your hands and tabletops. The pliable construction folds completely flat to slide into back pockets, glove boxes, or tote bags for tailgates, cookouts, and beach days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eFirst of All I'm a Delight Can Cooler Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard 12 oz cans and bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Collapsible novelty can cooler\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Knit outer lining, neoprene synthetic rubber interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two-sided graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fold-flat collapsible design\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thermal insulation and condensation barrier\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Feral humor \/ opossum satire \/ dark comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48067767009451,"sku":"FIRSTOFALLCANCOOLER060625","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/hotspotliquidators.com\/products\/first-of-all-im-a-delight-can-cooler","provider":"Hot Spot Liquidators","version":"1.0","type":"link"}