{"product_id":"dipaliz-sarcastic-periodically-sweatshirt-cotton-gift","title":"DipaliZ Sarcastic Periodically Sweatshirt Cotton Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DipaliZ Sarcastic Periodically Sweatshirt is a unisex crewneck sweatshirt offered in six sizes, S through 3XL, in Blue Spruce, Denim, Pepper and True Navy. The front treats sarcasm as something used periodically, a pun that lands hardest on anyone who has studied a periodic table. The colorways are all muted, so the shirt reads as everyday wear rather than novelty. This sweatshirt suits gifting to a friend with a dry sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Blue Spruce, Denim, Pepper, True Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal DipaliZ sarcasm artwork, printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand new and shipped worldwide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sizes and colors above are the options this sweatshirt's own listing offers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe story behind this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best version of this joke is the quietest one, so the type here is set small and centered with no supporting graphic at all. On Blue Spruce and True Navy it almost disappears at a distance, which is exactly the intended effect: the wearer knows, and anyone standing close enough to read it has opted in. Pepper is the warmest of the four grounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What colors is this DipaliZ sweatshirt offered in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Blue Spruce, Denim, Pepper and True Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Sarcasm treated as something used periodically, a pun that only fully lands if you have seen a periodic table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How is this different from the DipaliZ periodic table sweatshirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Both are crewnecks in six sizes with muted colorways. This one offers Blue Spruce; the periodic table sweatshirt offers Blue Jean and prints the chart out in full.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low. Deeper grounds keep their depth best washed separately at first and dried away from strong sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal DipaliZ artwork, brand new, printed to order and shipped worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe DipaliZ promise:\u003c\/strong\u003e for every $20 you spend, we plant a tree. 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