{"product_id":"dipaliz-funny-comfy-tee-tardy-and-funny-cotton-shirt","title":"DipaliZ Funny Comfy Tee Tardy and Funny Cotton Shirt","description":"\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@type\":\"FAQPage\",\"mainEntity\":[{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"What does this DipaliZ tee say?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"The tee reads: sorry I am late, I did not want to come.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"What is the shirt made from?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"The shirt is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton in a unisex softstyle cut.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Which colours are offered?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"This tee is offered in Sport Grey, White and Natural.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"What sizes can I order?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL are available in a regular unisex fit.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Is there a graphic as well as the text?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"No. The design is purely typographic, with the sentence itself forming the whole artwork.\"}}]}\u003c\/script\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis DipaliZ tee is a unisex softstyle cotton T-shirt carrying the line: sorry I am late, I did not want to come. The shirt is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, chosen for a lighter drape than a heavyweight tee. The whole design is the sentence, set in two weights so the apology and the admission read as separate thoughts. It is worn most often by the reluctant party guest, and it makes a reliable gift for the friend who cancels plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: unisex softstyle T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeckline: crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: regular, unisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColours offered: Sport Grey, White, Natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint method: direct-to-garment (DTG)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach figure above is taken from the product's own record: the recorded fabric and the size and colour options on this page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe story behind this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe two clauses are set in contrasting weights, a light apologetic script for the first and a blunt sans-serif for the second, so the sentence turns on itself halfway through. Nothing is illustrated; the change in typeface carries the entire joke. The ink is kept to one warm charcoal that sits comfortably on grey, white and the undyed natural cotton alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What does this DipaliZ tee say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: The tee reads: sorry I am late, I did not want to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What is the shirt made from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: The shirt is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton in a unisex softstyle cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Which colours are offered?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: This tee is offered in Sport Grey, White and Natural.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What sizes can I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL are available in a regular unisex fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is there a graphic as well as the text?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: No. The design is purely typographic, with the sentence itself forming the whole artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the printed area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal artwork by DipaliZ. Brand new, printed on demand once you order, and shipped worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe DipaliZ promise:\u003c\/strong\u003e for every $20 you spend, we plant a tree. 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