Civic Nonsense Jar Candle — “May Your Home Smell Better Than the News”

Meet the Civic Nonsense Neutralizer, a hand-poured soy candle created for the days when the headlines are too loud and reality feels like satire. Featuring a bold caricature of a blonde, bombastic politician sniffing the air, this candle delivers exactly what it promises: a home that smells better than the news cycle.

Light it when you need a break from the circus. Dual cotton wicks create a smooth, even glow while your choice of White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, or Ocean Mist & Moss fills the room with something far more calming than cable commentary.

Printed in full vibrant color, the glass jar doubles as a display piece—and once the wax is gone, it can be washed and reused as a pen cup, vase, or desk accessory. Perfect for offices, kitchen counters, gift-giving, and anyone who needs a laugh with their self-care.

Product Features

• 100% American-grown soy wax — clean-burning, vegan, food-grade

• Three scent options: White Tea & Fig; Lavender & Sage; Ocean Mist & Moss

• Dual cotton-cored wicks for even melt and ~65 hours burn time

• Full-color 360° printed glass featuring political parody artwork

• Includes cardboard lid to keep dust out

• Reusable glass vessel after burning

• Assembled in the USA with globally sourced components

Care Instructions

• Burn within sight

• Keep away from children and pets

• Do not burn near flammable items

• Trim wick to ¼" before each burn